It Is Not that Serious!Dick Suckers.

This special message goes to MY"haters". I have many many people that are wondering why I created this Blog. Bull shit bull shit..most of the fans even the ones who think they arn't, this site is sumthing that is just for a laugh, why are you sooo upset.. WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK wut none of ya HOES thing.. All i gotta say is how does all these ppl you love so much DICK TASTE? Cuz u are trully puttin in overtime standin up for ppl yall dumasses prolly dnt even kno.

Bakin it up..most of yall I dont care about but there are a special few we wanna give a shout out to! 'JOhn REdSTORM Sucks' (the name this dick rider chose) ook. BITCH y are u so into the ppl we were talkin about on this NOT SO SERIOUS site?? Girl you kno dam well these ppl prolli dont even kno your lil retarded ass.. This is a mutha fuckin gossip site, I dont have editors checkin over my work and whoooo in there 20's writes proper english on the internet. YOU got the point right.so keep it movin.

It is too funni how u think I care if were"makin people famous" I dont give a fuck! there famous for being on MY site dumyass and I'm happy we are whatever makes you feel better. Its funny how poeple try to switch that around. deep down you kno you hurt. LASTLY! you hoppin on hater, You can think im a pop tryin to get down.. but how hard is it for a pop to get down?? I love how everyone thinks they know who I am. I am your best friend BITCHES>

LOVE YOU ALL I KNOW I WILL SEE YOU SOON ON THIS SITE OR ELSEWHERE. KEEP MY BUZZ GOIN.

WE BACK FOR ALL YALL SUCKAS !!!!

JOHN is FINALLY back in FULL AFFECT! I know many many of yall have been waitin for the new gossip, and some of yall have been frontin' like you dont want it. BUT U know YOU DOO BOO. SOO here it goes.





THIS weekend at "DUMPHRIES DIN".. wutever the fuc that means.. FRESHMEN and many more pops were in attendence, as well as the perverted upper classmen dudes, but we can't blame them niggas the pops were ready..yall know them niggas that can only get a nut when they got a girl pissy drunk. Speaking of upperclassmen or alumni DJ ZEKKEE!.. OUR new number one fan (also COCKY K's number one and only fan) was all up in there like he just got into college, enjoing the 19 and under company. My nigga my DUUUDEE what r u doing! You kno got dam well you cant make a career outta DJ'in.. stick to wut you spent all that tuition on. And we got your message but we tried to call on numerous occasions but the fan line was jus too tied up.HA!

NEXT// Thanks too all our Honest Box friends and haters! Your messages are tooo welcomed..,Hot from the BOX the widely known TRAVIS H. (Alpha) and RACHEL ASAGHAE (freshman) have been hittin more than the books this semester. Travis dont think we don't see you signing into Dasilva for that Clinton and Lowinski looove. WE know etc. were there but with who we kno not yett...but who's boootie dont beeeeloonnnngg.

FOR this WEEKS WHHHACK ATTACK TACK TACKK///EJ (ur defiantly not hot) HOTTNESS- WHY O WHY do you think your so cute, stylish and thuged out. BITCH you got FUCKED UP last year.. a couple times right..no bruises were found but your DAARRKNESS sure hides a lot we kno u eat them upper cuts tho. But I know them shots were nothin compared to the ones Terell Lewis gave you, maybe as well as the rest of T MAJOR.who knows!?

*CAN TELL THESE NAPPY ROOTS FROM ANYWHERE EJ YOU CANT HIDE FROM US*

FOR the new freshman watch the fuck out. BITCHES DIPSET and JIM JONES have arrived and are never leaving St Johns campus! They are suspects in an armed robbery of the Gucci, Prada and Ed Hardy stores. You may get them confused with each other but do not fall for it. We herd last year they were conversating with a few freshman and one supsedly HIT..hit wut you may ask there pockets. Baby BOYS I kno you think you are Gods gift to this word buuut sharin clothes and dressing jus alike aint it.

FRESH OFF the PRESS!!!!NEWLYWEDS Shakarie and Paris have called off the non existent engagement.. Seems like I burned a hole in your relationship like he did them pockets..On second thought girl plz rethink this, a good man is hard to find.

TIP OFF or GROUPIE FEST

For all of you who were at tonight's event, the "TIP OFF" or shall I say the "Ima get yo dick off" know that it was groupies r us . We had Shakarie the president of the NNBA (NON-nba players Association) takin pictures of her MAIN BITCH like a true psychtoic posesive craazaay chic she is. Will someone please let this girl kno not only does PARIS HORNE
#23 not start but will not be entering the NBA and even if he does, WTF makes you think he's stickin wit cho ass...YOUR money will only go so far cutie.But the Rhi Rhi cut is winner..will the wigs still fit??.Girl let us kno!

Speaking of GIRLFIRENDS to our sorry ass Basketball team how did u true side line hoes feel when the OFFICIAL girl showed up.. u no the girls they actually mention to firends and family and bring home to Mama...I knooo ya was tight, but back on the grind you shall go!



NEXT groupie of the night or shall I say SORORITY SLUTS ..GAMMA CHI were scoping the court for the next black dick to cum in their mouths. Anonomous source says they were offering free rides ALL night. DEEERTAAY.
*This is there favorite position*



ALERT*** St.John's now has two mens basketball teams... If you missed the "Get 'em Bodied" dance from the confused mens basketball team you missed a lot, not only should they have X-ed the dance routine but choosen a song more relevant to there bodies Like "Bitch, Im the man im im im da man got not wife but the white b my girlfriend" Next time you groupies hop in the bed with those bball players...keep the lights on cuase a strap on will fool you...WE no yall will run bak thinkin that dick was GOD sent but no hunnies it was all man made.




Luckily those in attendece got a special preview of B2k and Adventuras concert. Black and Spanish have finially colided but not how you would think. The new non dancing race is ESPANOLOS stick to SALSA PAPIs Steppin is not cho thing. Alphas I was feelin how ya was workin it but the monkey factor is a true hiderence for pikin the ladies.Which all of yall can not risk.by the way hows that goin for ya.WE hope Trey isnt pullin them all in with that tounge lip combination. close your mouth boo we dont want ur face ot get stuck like that.. or is it already?? No worries you can dance your way outta it.

Many of yall may know this next WHACK ATTACK, KURT DAMAS . He walks around campus as if he is GOD'S gift to earth yet you're no where near.Word is that you dont even GO TO STJOHNs because of financial issues... chill im just the messenger...ne ways you caught yourself at tonights event wearing a bill cosby sweater with your name ON IT !!! I KNOW ur name ...I thought you would know it by now , but then again like we see...SCHOOL is not for everybody...r u a rapper or actor because if you sign to a label the closest one you would get to is N.E.R.D. because thats what the fuck your whack ass is. sorry boo. the TRUTH HURTS then again so does that bad breath of yours when it hits my nose.

*How heated are you now : )?

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Hello everybody my name is John Redstorm. I am here to bring you the latest news and gossip on the Queens campus of St.Johns Unversity. *Please note that any gossip obtained is highly accturate and is no way defacing anyones character* Beware of what you say and do because all eyes are on you.

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